You're a sub-literate gorilla so you probably haven't read William Faulkner's Light in August. I'll play with you puny putz all right. I'll do to your crotch what Percy Grimm does to Joe's.
I'm not a "dude" and I don't "chill out," whatever the fuck that means. This from a degenerate and pervert who claims to be straight but in his "About" says he's "bisexual" but really he's gay because all he wants to do is suck some xhamster's cock. Not that there's anything wrong with that . . . Still, it's pathetic. If that avatar is your putz you're even more pathetic. A hetero/bisexual half-closeted gay man with a three inch dick? Beyond pathetic.